If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot.” you are wasting everybody’s time.
Black Friday Shopping Prank! Must Watch —> Hysterical!
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
Jimmy Fallon: Troll Doll Jingle Auditions – I had not heard this in a long time, but it popped up on XM Laugh USA this morning, and I’d forgotten how Awesomely Funny this is (especially Alanis). Enjoy!
We have been using Google Voice as our primary telephone number for a little over two years. One of the “features” of this service is that it will transcribe voice mail messages and email them to you. Unfortunately this “feature” is monumentally unhelpful and usually only good for a bit of humor. I found the message below especially funny. It is a birth announcement received this morning from our church:
This is the P. O view Church of Christ. Phone, 3. We rejoice in the birth of soap the Join in the car home Thursday September 1st, at 5:22 PM, She weighed 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and 20 inches long. She is the daughter of keel I could. Tina at the car and she has a big brother, Todd. Again, we rejoice in the birth so for yes, Joey at the call at on September 1st. Have a great day.
6lbs, 14 ounces, and 20 inches long is a big piece of soap!
Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets – I know I’m always posting videos from comedian Brian Regan, so I decided to change it up a little. This is a brilliant bit from Jim Gaffigan about Hot Pockets. Definitely worth a viewing.
Another clip from my favorite comedian Brian Regan about his adventures in school. Priceless! Worth a listen.
Benny Hinn – Dark Lord of the Sith
My friend David Neese posted this video of faith healer Benny Hinn on Facebook a while back, and my wife and I got a really good laugh out of it. Very short and hysterical.
My friend Noel Hicks posted a link to this on Facebook some time ago, and I literally laughed so hard that I started crying. It is an email exchange between a lady with a lost cat and a graphic designer she has asked to help her make a sign (probably fiction). It is definitely worth a read.
Disclaimer: While there is nothing profane about this post, it is a bit mean. You have been warned.
(Originally posted on a website called 27bslash6).
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.20am
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
“You Too” and “My name is BRIAN!” – Another bit from my favorite comedian, Brian Regan. Definitely worth a listen.